sexworkersubconscious:

I had a dream last night that my John was judging me for illegally torrenting music. 

Almost got into a car accident, spilled juice all over myself and the dude selling the pomegranates at the market, somehow ran into the scumlord to rule all scumlords (roman) who needed to tell me how beautiful I am, and I’m late to school. Paid my rent, twelve days late, only have $100 to last me two months, and every relationship in my life is currently a catastrophe. Ha, today was a good day…

First uc bus of the quarter #killme

Something about getting rid of my bed frame and only having a mattress on the ground makes me feel like its more socially acceptable to smoke in bed on the regs. 

I’m a stupid jerk face. 

But mom! The clothespins in my backyard told me to!

But mom! The clothespins in my backyard told me to!

But mom! Sports Illustrated told me to bash bros!

But mom! Sports Illustrated told me to bash bros!

Trying to up by internet presence/ internet relevance. 

Maybe I’m just feeling weird, it is almost 2am.

This cake is sad and delicious. Just like me…?

This cake is sad and delicious. 
Just like me…?

(Source: impulsive-and-inlove, via b-l-u-ish)

kizm3t:

blazing it

BABES….<3

kizm3t:

blazing it

BABES….<3

(Source: mamashotglass)

rbateson:

oh, man.

BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

rbateson:

oh, man.

BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(Source: deathbeforedigital, via fuckyeahtattoos)

power-politics-poetry:

Click to listen or download the 4th episode of the power and politics of poetry featuring Sasha.  

Oh shit, was I on free radio again? Yeah you caught me, I was on free radio again. 

Small Legs

badkidsjokes:

What do you call a dog with small legs???????
a deadbeat

tw for racism

thisismymoon:

dear tumblr, welcome to racism. i found this on a pro-romney website. fuck it up

lkdflskdf

What the fuck…

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